Top 5 Christmas Quotes

Sharing funny and best Christmas quotes is considered to be the best way to share laugh and happiness together and also feels the best sense of happiness and joy. Now we will discuss the best and top 5 Christmas quotes.

1. I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning.

2. I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. Shirley Temple.

3.  The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno.

4. Decorate your homes with lots of mistletoe… this won’t really help the environment… But more kissing has got to be good for world peace. Greenpeace

5. Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking? Arlo Guthrie.