Father’s Day Quotes, SMS, Text, Jokes, Wishes & Sayings 2013

Father’s Day Quotes, SMS, Text, Jokes, Wishes & Sayings 2013 are very important as father’s day is coming this week on Sunday 17th June 2013. This time the special day is coming on holiday so now you have better time to make this day special for your dad as on this day your father will  be at home for the whole day.  People celebrate this day as they celebrate mother’s day because nor only mother but father also play an important part in their life so some people arrange an outing with their father on Father’s day and some give gifts or make craft by their own hands and give it to their father’s. so these Father’s Day Quotes, SMS, Text, Jokes, Wishes & Sayings 2012 will help you in giving some beautiful words to you so that you can wish your father this day.

Father’s Day Quotes, Wishes & Sayings 2013

• ‘Honour thy father and thy mother’ stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.” — Aeschylus

• a father is someone that
  holds your hand at the fair
  makes sure you do what your mother says
  holds back your hair when yor are sick
  brushes that hair when it is tangled because mother is too busy
  lets you eat ice cream for breakfeast
  but only when mother is away
  he walks you down the aisle
  and tells you everythings gonna be ok
  

• It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. — Pope John XXIII

• “Lucky that man whose children make his happiness in life and not his grief, the anguished disappointment of his hopes. ” — Euripedes

• “Fifth Commandment: Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.” — Exodus
  

• who is the one person who can always make me smile?
  Even when I’m mad at him?
  Even when he makes me cry?
  Even when he makes fun of me or laughs at me.
  He is one of the people who has always been there for me, one who has always loved, cared, and provided for me.
  He is one of the two most important people in the world to me. Someone I LOVE with all my heart.
  He is my friend,my hero, but most importantly he is my…Daddy!!!!I Love you dad!

• I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection. — Sigmund Freud

• “When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, ‘She’s more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge.’” — Helen Hayes
  

Father’s Day SMS, Jokes & text 2013

• “What’s your father’s occupation?”, asked the teacher on the first day of the new academic year.
  “He’s a magician, Ma’am,” said the new boy.
  “How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?”
  “He saws people in half.”
  “Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?”
  “One half brother and two half sisters.”

• Sardar ko shairi ka shoq hoa.Baap ko Father’s Day k card per shair likha.Phool to phool hai, gulab jesa koi naiMere baap to boht hain per Aap jesa koi nahi”

• Zaroori Elan
  Jaise ke aap ko pata hai ke 17 Jun ko Fathers Day aa raha hai,
  Ap main se jo apne Father se pyar karta hai,
  Wo jaldi se
  Mujhe Wish kar de,
  Bad Me Na kehna K
  Sorry “ABBU” Yaad nahi raha.

• Abba jaan old and new
  Abba jaan In 1910,
  ek acha khana wo hotha tha jab walid khane k table pe
  apne bachon ko kahaniya sunata tha.
  Abba jaan in 2012,
  ab ek acha khana wo hai jo abba jaan McDonald’s. se le kr ain.:P

• Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?”
  “But I’ve given you 10 glasses of water already!”
  “Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!

• Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
  Son: if i fail?
  Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle
  .Son: why?
  Dad: To Open Cycle Shop

• Father trying hard to put his son to sleep
  Father: So ja beta warna gabbar aa jayega!
  Beta: Pitaji wo tu dupahar ko hi aake chale gaye..

All these Father’s Day Quotes, SMS, Text, Jokes, Wishes & Sayings 2012 were collected from different sources just to provide you everything at one plate form.